Turkey Party 2005


Turkey Party 2005
You're Invited to Turkey Party 2005

Ha! I'm confused! What the heck is this thing?

Turkey Party 2005 is a celebration of good food, tasty conversation, nice people, and, possibly, non-traditional cooking devices (i.e., a turkey fryer). It will be held Saturday, September 17th from 7:00 to whenever. Dinner will be served sometime between 8:00 and 8:30. As with previous years, a vegetarian dish will be available for those not wishing to partake in the bird.

Ha Ha! OK, where is it?

The party will be held at Mark and Lisa's apartment at 1928 Emerson Ave. S. #21 in Minneapolis. Parking is usually available within a block and a half, and they're small blocks.

I don't know what "RSVP" means, but I'd like to do it! Ha!

Please feel free to bring along as many folks as you'd like, but, if you want to eat, please RSVP by the end of day Friday, September 16th. You can call Mark at (612) 703-3772 or email Lisa and him by writing turkey(at)nonlocality.com.

Wait, aren't you going to need a lot of food? Ha ha!

Following tradition, Turkey Party 2005 will be quasi-potluck. It's cool for guests to bring food or drink, but if one doesn't, that's fine, too. (If you feel like contributing, please contact Mark or Lisa to make sure you're not doubling up on someone else.) Hope to see you there!

For reference (or if you're just deathly bored), the 2004, 2003, 2002, 2001 and 2000 Turkey Party websites are still online.

*This was originally going to be written "Ha! 1'M 1nVI+1N9 j00 TO +URk3Y PArTy 2005 4CROs5 +H3 In+ERn3+!," but I decided that could confuse some people.

Ha! Ha! guy stolen without permission from Hetemeel.com. Other content ©2005 It's Not A Chicken Productions.

As with last year, Mark reserves the right to order out should the bird be deemed a complete loss.