Mission: Impossible III is a fantastically bad movie, but, unfortunately, not in the so-bad-it’s-actually-good way. No, it’s just really, really bad, the worst movie I’ve seen in a very long time. Bad plot, worse acting (except for Philip Seymour Hoffman, who’s on screen for, what, 10 minutes?), and the most EXCRUCIATINGLY PAINFUL use of the line “I love you” ever committed to film. Topping it all off, Tom Cruise comes across as batshit insane in his performance as he often does in real life.

Avoid this movie. Even if you’re curious, it’s simply not worth it. 2/10.