My walk into work from one of the hinterland parking lots this morning pretty much summed up my day.  Using a narrow path through some landscaping as a shortcut, I found myself behind a WBWDA (White Boy With Drop-Ass).  One of his shoes apparently came undone, and, unfortunately, he suddenly decided the path was a good place to re-tie it.  This left me stuck behind three-inches of exceedingly hairy butt crack, with no alternative route options other than backing up about 15 feet.

Awkward.